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Catholic Proscriptions for PB&Js

Rules for the creation of peanut butter and jelly sandwiches, hereforth referred to as a PB&J, with its constituent parts referred to as PB and J, respectively. By Cardinal Somalo III, Do not spill the J, for thou art wasting precious sandwich-seed. If you manage to spill the PB, you’re[…]