I perused a great article in Bloomberg or The New Yorker or something that the Olympic Village was the place to be if you wanted to have sex–raucous sex with athletes so beautiful they’d make Greek statues blush.
There are little people that live inside me – a whole colony, a whole tribe: Little people of all sizes, shapes, and especially temperaments. I’m not really sure when they arrived; they never gave me good notice. Needless to say, they haven’t been good tenants ever since. They don’t even[…]
Dear Representative Brown, As a humble member of your constituency, it behooves me to bring to your attention that the Dairy Queen on the corner of Mayberry and 7th is being closed. You are probably clutching your chest right now. Don’t panic, that’s not a heart attack! Resist the urge[…]