Rules for the creation of peanut butter and jelly sandwiches, hereforth referred to as a PB&J, with its constituent parts referred to as PB and J, respectively. By Cardinal Somalo III, Do not spill the J, for thou art wasting precious sandwich-seed. If you manage to spill the PB, you’re[…]
I perused a great article in Bloomberg or The New Yorker or something that the Olympic Village was the place to be if you wanted to have sex–raucous sex with athletes so beautiful they’d make Greek statues blush.
Dear Representative Brown, As a humble member of your constituency, it behooves me to bring to your attention that the Dairy Queen on the corner of Mayberry and 7th is being closed. You are probably clutching your chest right now. Don’t panic, that’s not a heart attack! Resist the urge[…]